Chyna Overdoses At Her House On Her Birthday

Nothing quite says disaster like Joanie Laurer aka. Chyna.  Formerly a patient of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, was hospitalized for a possible overdose after being taken from her home early this morning.

Paramedics were called to her home in Burbank just before 5:00 AM. Saturday. She was celebrating her birthday with a few friends and had a way too many drinks — which didn’t mix well with her prescriptions

Friends found her passed out with cuts on her arms and were so worried, they called 911. After she was taken to the hospital, doctors wanted to perform a psych evaluation, but her blood alcohol level so high they had to wait.

Well, she was too drunk to get her life together and then fell apart.  Actually, she was so incredibly drunk that doctors couldn’t even perform a psyche evaluation.  I want to be sad about this, but I just can’t because I know that her clitoris is actually a penis and probably she should strive to end that problem.  Post haste.