Stories of the Absurd: Wife Bites Husband’s Penis

If you’re at work right now wishing you could be out playing in the snow or basking in the sun in the Caribbean, your day is still a million times better than Delou Bowers of Deltona, Florida.

His wife, Charris Bowers, 27, was arrested earlier this week after she bit his manmeat. According to police reports, the husband claims she was going down on him when she suddenly bit him, causing him to punch her to get him off her.

Charris, however, told a different story. Two, to be exact. First she claims she was sitting on the couch when he stuck it in her mouth which led her to bite it so he could leave her alone. She then retracted her original statement and said she was sitting on the couch when he approached her with his penis already out before sticking it in her mouth, at which point she bit it to get him away.  Either way, one thing is for certain, this b!tch is mothereffing crazy!

I lived in Daytona Beach for a year, and would drive through Deltona en route to Gainesville, Florida, to visit my cousin at University of Florida. The only thing I remember about that dinky town was a strip club I’d drive past whose sign read, “Five pretty girls and one ugly one.” It was a classy town, I tell you.

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