Dave Grohl Is a God
September 18th, 2007
By: Melysa
Unlike pansy Adrien Grenier whose taken a liking to Paris Hilton’s vagina hairs tickling his whiskers, pretty boy Dave Grohl has the balls and intelligence to see through her skank whore ways, saying:
“Paris is f*cking lame. She’s more offensive to me than anything. She’s a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her.”
Meanwhile vagina boy Grenier says of her:
“I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. We’re sort of helping each other out. We’re sort of mutual mentors.”
They help each other alright. They probably pop herpes blisters off each other with magnifying glasses after having hot sweaty butt sex.
More photos after the jump!
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