Heidi Montag Has Big Boobs; Needs Brain, Not Kid
December 23rd, 2008
By: Melysa
Heidi Montag silicon juggs may soon become more than just Spencer Pratt’s beer coaster. Yesterday, Spencer said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show on Monday, “We definitely need a kid ASAP.” Count on us being subjected to photos of Heidi trying to breastfeed through her plastic udders.
Be sure to keep your newborns at home, because you know these two are capable of kidnapping a baby and trying to pass it off as their own. Then they’ll go on The Tyra Banks Show and pay some fake doctor to look up her quarry on camera and say that she really squeezed out the poor defenseless child.
A week later we’ll discover they sold the baby boy to Michael Jackson for a couple million and the rights to his hit songs and a box of bleach for Spencer’s creepy, flesh-colored beared.
Here is Heidi and her fake boobs at the season 4 finale of MTV’s “The Hills” at Tavern on the Green in New York City yesterday.
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I swear she looks like a horse, a pretty horse, but a horse nonetheless
SMH
Haha i agree Jade.That chin is MASSIVE.