Britney’s Management Quits, Hitmen Hired to Assassinate PopoZão
September 18th, 2007
By: Melysa
Early yesterday Britney Spears‘ attorney Laura Wasser quit her, and now falling in her footsteps was her manager of a month, Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm.
As if things weren’t bad enough for everyone involved in her life, the LAPD and FBI are investigating possible assassination threats on her ex Kevin Federline.
In the words of Chris Rock:
l’m watching the news, and they’re like,
”Tupac Shakur was assassinated.
”Biggie Smalls, assassinated.
Struck down by assassin’s bullets.”
l’m like, ”No, they wasn’t!”
Martin Luther King was assassinated.
Malcolm X was assassinated.
John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
Them two n—— got shot.
Obviously we all know who put the bounty on PopoZão’s head. Britney better get a new attorney ASAP.
More photos after the jump!
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