Katie Price Is Frightening

Immediately after this photo was taken, the hazmat guys had to take this bear out to the streets and set it on fire like it was to prevent the outbreak of the zombie apocalypse in 28 Days Later.  Actually, the things that probably go on in Katie ‘Jordan’ Price’s vagina and the disease causing agents of a zombie apocalypse are probably pretty similar.

Jordan’s talents go far beyond her similarity to the monkey in Outbreak.  She also knows how to create a little controversy, which is the best way to keep yourself in the news.  She’s recently commented on Dita von Teese’s cover on Playboy Germany telling OK magazine, “I’d love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese’s cover and it’s crap.”

And why, pray tell, does she think it’s crap?  Because “The woman is rank.  It’s not my cup of tea that she’s so pale.  I think the pictures look a bit Readers’ Wives. It didn’t look like Playboy to me.”  Hmm, of course, because people are supposed to look like a cooked piece of bacon just like Jordan.

Here’s Jordan at the launching of her pajama line in London.  Why anyone would ever want to purchase sleepwear from this skank are beyond me, but who am I to inject logic in her desire to be a whore/mogul?

More pictures of Katie prancing around in pajamas after the jump