Scarlett Johansson Might Be Crazy (Or High)

Have you ever gotten really high and realized you just had a completely imaginary conversation? It happens to me all the time.

This one time a few years back I was smoking some green with some friends when I swore one of my friends told another one, “If Melysa’s man screws her over, I swear I’m going to stab him. I don’t care if it hurts, it’s gonna happen.” I turned around and asked my friend why he’d stab the guy I was dating and all he could say was, “Wha? What are you talking about?”

Keeping this in mind, I’m thinking either Scarlett Johansson or some reporter at Cosmopolitan Magazine UK got really high one day and didn’t double check to make sure they weren’t hallucinating.

ScarJo’s  rep claims her interview in the January 2009 issue of Cosmo UK (cover pictured above) was completely made up and is threatening to sue the publication if they don’t recant their story. (Methinks someone might have been ’shrooming, too.)

[Her rep. insists] her tell-all interview, insisting it was “wholly fabricated” to boost the publication’’s profits.

“(The article is an) obvious attempt… to gain monetarily by misinforming their readers,” Contactmusic quoted the rep as telling in a statement. ”(Johansson) has at no point granted U. K. Cosmopolitan an interview, and she has never discussed her personal relationships with the publication,” he rep added.

The spokesperson said: “Ms. Johansson, who goes to great lengths to preserve an authentic representation of herself with respect to her fans and the media, is disappointed to see a seemingly reputable publication inexplicably publish a work of fiction at her expense.”

You’d think if they were going to make a fake interview they’d at least make it interesting, like say ScarJo’s fetish is for Ryan to eat bologne off her freshly-shaven vertical-bacon sandwich while he massages her with a banana. But no, they probably said something lame like, “He always kisses me on the forehead before we fall asleep.” Bo-ring!

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Pics of Scarlett at a press conference for the Nobel Peace Prize Concert 2008 in Oslo, Norway over this way>>>

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