Chanelle Hayes Naked In the Latest Issue of Nuts

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Here is UK reality show slut Chanelle Hayes naked in the January 2009 issue of Nuts Magazine

I am not fond of girls like her at all. First of all, if you’re going to be a reality whore turned model, you better have one hell of a body, and Chanelle is average at best. 

Secondly, when I see her I don’t see “sex.”  When I see her I see a girl who’s trying hard to be famous and realizes that sex sells. But really behind those eyes there’s not lust for head and hot sweaty sexy, there’s just lust for money.

Chanelle is totally the type of girl who’d do you for diamonds and pearls, but whose coos would be as fake and lifeless as a blow-up doll. And what kind of man wants to be with a woman who fakes an orgasm for a pearl necklace? And no, I’m not talking about the good kind of pearl necklace, either. Boo!

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8 Comments on “Chanelle Hayes Naked In the Latest Issue of Nuts”

  1. onemanrace

    A friend of a friend worked on the TV show that gave her 5 minutes of fame.
    At the wrap party, all the snaps she appeared in she’s giving that 3/4 look to the camera.
    I mean c’mon, it’s not even the Paps; it’s people you’ve ‘worked’ (and I use that word quite wrongly) with.
    Shallow, hollow, soulless.
    Bless her for trying.
    Nice buns though.


  2. Yeah, she really looks like an absolute nightmare. I’d love to fart next to her and walk away. Lol.

    XOXO

    Melysa

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  3. Millie

    She’s a fake. She ain’t naked… look @ her ass in the reflection in the second to last picture….


  4. Holy sh!t, you’re right! She’s totally rocking a g-string in the reflection! Good detective work!! =)

    XOXO

    Melysa

    F-Listed

  5. Nora

    Hi Melysa,
    You say that when you look at Chanelle you see this or that, or “Chanelle is totally the type of girl who…”, but none of what you say is true. It’s just your own imagination. Chanelle is a really nice girl. Why do you want to make up nasty stuff about her in your blog? Just curious.


  6. Hey Nora,

    I kinda of see where you are coming from, but I’m going to have to say I strongly disagree. First of all, are you saying you’ve never trash talked about anyone you didn’t know? I understand you might like her, but everyone trash talks and I have the right to share my opinion of her. No, I don’t say nasty stuff just for the sake of saying nasty stuff. It’s my opinion and I never said it to be a fact. No, I don’t know her, but like I said before, I’m sure that you too have made up nasty stuff about someone you didn’t know based upon the impression they leave with you. Here’s a question for you: Why aren’t you defending any of the other celebrities I “make up nasty stuff about?” What is it about Chanelle that makes her so special than the rest that you felt the need to defend her, even though chances are she’ll never read this entry and even if she did, I hardly would think she’d care. Everyone has haters, and you can’t let them tell you what you can and cannot do. Otherwise you’d be living for everyone but yourself. Just curious.

    XOXO

    Melysa

    F-Listed

  7. Nora

    Hi Melysa,

    To be honest I didn’t know you made nasty comments about all the others. I only looked at what you said about Chanelle because she’s the only one I know about. I thought there must be some mistaken reason you had such a low opinion of her, and that’s what I was trying to clear up, but if it’s universal nastiness you’re going for on this site, then I guess Chanelle must be villified along with all the others. I can honestly say I’ve never made up nasty stuff about someone I didn’t know, but I’m not in that line of work after all. Is there no market for nice comments? I’d be happier to read those.

  8. Alice keymer

    Melysa – interesting spelling. Maybe it’s becuase she’s better looking, that YOU jealous eh? LOL!!

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