Jessica Simpson is Fancy

December 14th, 2008

By: Sabrina Cognata

Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (1)

I think when I called Jessica Simpson fancy, I meant fat. I know, I know everyone is going to tell me that she’s a regular person at a regular size, but you know what, if you want to be famous and stay famous you have to give up the joy of living life like a human being and eating regular meals.

Anyways, here is this total tub of lard trying to force people into thinking her stupid perfume is better than any of the other countless amounts of stupid perfumes backed by actors and musicians.

The one plus is that Jessica’s teets get bigger when she does, although her stupid father keeps her covering them up.

Check after the jump to try and get a glimpse of the glory that is Jessica’s breasts…