Your Daily Fug!
December 12th, 2008
By: Melysa
Let me just start out by saying that I hate bringing more attention to someone who clearly is an attention whore, but it doesn’t get any fuglier than this right here, my dearest d!cks and cl!ts.
This photo of contestant Onch of Paris Hilton’s “My BFF” naked in a bathtub with Mr. Potato Head (I can see his vagina! I mean, penis!) is terribly frightening, if only because I really did think there was a vagina down there.
Uncensored NSFL photo in 3…2…1….
Kinda makes me wonder how many straight men have taken him home after a night of boozing it up, only to realize that’s not an 11-year-old girl he took home with him, but an 11-year-old boy. I’m totally serious too.
I’ve been to bars with my guy friends were I see them checking out some chick, and right before one of them muster’s the courage to walk over to her I have to intervene and inform him that that chick has a rooster in between her legs, and not a kitty cat. This is about the time he starts freaking out and binge drinking to forget the pain of what could have been.
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Lmfao. Hate to say it but the stereotype continues. What’s sad, besides heshe not being cut, is that it’s standing erect right now.
Wow, F-listed, way to spread stereotypes and put racism on your site. Why not have an entry with a Mexican mowing a lawn or a black guy slapping a big booty? Seriously, what the fuck? This is pathetic.
Um, alright, explain to me what specifically I said that was derogatory to Asians? I didn’t even use the term, and wasn’t even thinking about his ethnic background at all, so if you’re seeing things b/c you have a chip on your shoulder, then I’m sorry to say you’re going to lead a long and sad life constantly looking over your shoulder at things that aren’t even really there. A Mexican mowing a lawn? What are you talking about? I’m sorry is there some stereotype about Asians in bathtubs that i never heard of because I have no earthly idea what you are talking about. Seriously, you are looking for something that just isn’t even there.
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Melysa
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Why don’t we ask what Mr. Potato head thinks??? Clearly he should have something to say he’s the one in the bathtub with the cock sucker… Good job Melysa tell that MF how it is.
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