LiLo’s Vow To Quit Hollyweird

September 16th, 2007

By: Melysa

In an attempt at giving his daughter the privacy she deserves, Michael Lohan has considerately sold his reunion story to the tabloids, revealing Lindsay’s plans on quitting Hollywood and the people who always manage to stick to her where the sun don’t shine:

“She said she does not want to live in Hollywood as that is where this evil in her life happens. She said, ‘I hate Hollywood and I don’t want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away’.”

But what will you do for money?! Prostitution really isn’t as great as it’s cracked up to be. Trust me…

“Lindsay said, ‘Daddy, I have done some terrible things and been addicted to drugs but please believe me I will never do drugs again.’ Vowing to steer clear of sex and drug addict Calum, Lindsay added: “I will stop hanging round with people who are bad for me’.”

You can’t quit the drugs, Lindsay! Being pummeled in the ass with plunger is a whole lot worse when sober. Told you prostitution isn’t that great. I kid, I kid. Or am I?