Paris Hilton’s New BFF Flashes Her Panties
December 10th, 2008
By: Melysa
This might sounds extremely pathetic, but I sometime dream of meeting Paris Hilton. Pretty much I just think of ways to escape her.
The last time I envisioned such horror, I rode an elevator, whereby the doors parted, and lo-and-behold, who should appear before me but the heiress herself. Except I don’t notice. I’m too busy messing around with iPod.
Then all of a sudden, as the elevator doors slowly close, I see her. Next thing you know I’m screaming at the top of my lungs “I’m going to die! Save me! Someone, please! I don’t want to die!”
I then somehow manage to kick through the escape door on top of the elevator and climb out. In typical dream fashion, I don’t know how it should happen that, next thing I know I’m at the police station filing a report saying that Paris Hilton almost killed me with her VDs. But I digress.
Here is Paris Hilton with her new reality show BFF Brittany Flickinger Dicklicker (I like Dicklicker better), sister Nicky Hilton, and media mogul Russell Simmons at some event in Miami earlier this week. (Why, Russell? Why?!)
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Awww… her BFF Paris taught her well! How cute!
Paris has some big ass feet. DAMN!!!
Bozo the Clown has smaller shoes than those natural boat feet.