Which Ass Would You Tap?

It’s been three years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt divorced, and the Team Aniston vs. Team Jolie war shows no signs of slowing down.  

Aniston was recently quoted as having said what Angelina did to her was “not cool,” causing uproar in the gossip community, with readers taking sides, quick to voice their opinions on the situation.

For me it’s a little different. The truth is I don’t really care. I used to love Angelina Jolie and wanted to be her in every sense of the word growing up. She was bold, yet proud, but above all sexy 24/7.  But now I look at her and she’s just so blah.

At age 33, years of sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll and popping out babies have finally caught up Angelina Jolie, looking more frail and aged by the day.  On the flip side you have Jennifer Aniston, who is 39 and six years older than Angelina, and still looks about as young and taught as she did back on the early days of Friends.

Here is Angelina Jolie at the Los Angeles premiere of “The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button” in Los Angeles, California yesterday, and Jennifer Aniston at the “Marley & Me” press conference at the Casa Del Mar Hotel in Santa Monica, California over the weekend.

What do you say, which one?