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December 9th, 2008
By: Melysa
Yeesh. Looks like Mariah Carey doesn’t know the term “swallow.” Having been married to Nick Cannon for less than a year now, it seems the couple wasted no time sprinkling his seed over her aging ovaries.
How far along do you think she is? I’m not good at guessing how many months pregnant a chick can be, but I’m thinking Mariah is packing three months and two Golden Corral dinners (with dessert) in that growing belly of hers.
I’m not trying to sound like I’m promoting body fascism, but I can’t help it. I come from a tiny family. When my mom was pregnant with me she weighed 120 lbs. when 9 months pregnant, but Mariah here, she looks like she’s been drinking nothing but salted water for days and days. By the time she reaches 9 months she’ll be like that dude in “Se7en” who was so fat his stomach just exploded.
Here is Mariah Carey at the press conference for her latest film, “Tennessee,” at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California Sunday.
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Eww Lord, i can see why MiMi has her retouchers on speed dial, she looks homely in candid pics. The toned down makeup is not a good look.
Getting pregnant by Nickelodeon is only going to make her look all the more wiser.
What the hell happened to her? She use to be cute before Tommy M. Something is very odd about her face, and it ain’t her aging.
I know, she looks like that weird Muppet with the really stick straight blonde hair.