Nicole Jizzfinger Must Really Hate Her Pussy Cat
December 8th, 2008
By: Melysa
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Nicole Scherzinger must really hate her love taco. In nearly 75 percent of my posts on her, the girl is wearing either latex or leather pants. Which, you know, I get. It’s sexy. Whatever.
It’s sexy when you do it once in a while and give your pussy a breather, but if you’re wearing that kind of fabric all the time, let me tell you something, her taco must smell worse than Paris Hilton’s asshole after Joe Francis gets done dropping his disease-infested seed into her endless cavern.
That is not breathable fabric there, my friends. It’s a good thing she doesn’t really dance, otherwise the smell might penetrate the pant’s walls, causing audience members to faint left and right.
I know this wasn’t the pretty visual you had hoped, and for that I’m sorry. But it’s all Nicole’s fault. Why couldn’t she just stick to a traditional sexy outfit, like a schoolgirl or her mouth wrapped around your, well, you know.
Here is Latex enthusiast Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls performing at the 2008 KIIS FM Jingle Ball in Anaheim, California Saturday.
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Thsoe pants I could do without. Her titties are on point though.
Iam over the whole PCD pole freaks, they need to re-vamp their image.
i would have to just hold my nose because she is a dime
Really good read, nice to read a good blog at last!