Your Daily Fug!

Well, it’s been done. I’m officially on the Katy Perry-hater’s list.  I’d like to say I hate her ’cause she’s beautiful, but the truth is I hate her for, well, actually I hate her for being too beautiful.  While I’d still take Zooey Deschanel over Katy any day, the truth is Katy is very much an attractive girl.

Clear skin; big blue eyes; lips that are not too big, not too small; and nice, bountiful, supple t!ts, and instead of her sticking to her own personal style and showing off the macaroons we all love oh so, she thinks herself beautiful enough to rock the looks of Lady GaGa and Christina Aguilera without permission.  

The overdone, million layers of makeup, the uber straight hair with a-line bangs.  Not a fan. But at least she was smart enough to save her look by showing us some sweet, in-your-face cleavage.  

Because really, no one cares about one’s hair looks like while doing it in bed, but getting a hold of boobs that defy gravity, and whose nipples aren’t parallel with their belly buttons, that’s certainly something worth celebrating.

Here is singing turd Katy Perry at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball Concert in Anaheim, California Saturday.