Heidi Montag’s Staged Honeymoon Bikini Pics
December 4th, 2008
By: Melysa
Alright, so here are Heidi Montag’s staged honeymoon bikini pics of her in Cabos San Lucas earlier this month after she “married” Douchebag McGee.
Every time I see Heidi Montag I just want to put on a strap-on and do her in the ear ’til ground beef shoots out of it and I make sure she’s good and gone. Men, on the other hand, don’t care how dumb a broad is, so long as she has big macaroons and a well-padded rump roast, to boot.
Case in point, one of my guy friends was gushing over Heidi Montag and how he’d totally do her if he got the chance. Perhaps it’s because I have a slit instead of a d!ck, but you couldn’t pay me to stick so much as my pinky in her taco.
What do you say, would you do Heidi Montag, yay or nay?
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I’d smash
Nay as in horse.
I would tear her up, pick her up and slide her up and down my pipe, bend her over and bite her nice ass before sticking it in the back of her pussy and then I would face fuck her until I explode 1 to 2 times in her mouth.
Hell nayooo! Just another Paris Hilton. Honestly, it’s prob the best she’s ever looked but there’s just something about her that just turns me off. Said it before, I’ll say it again: Next.
I was gonna take the poll question, but I didn’t understand it.
“Which You Do Heidi Montag?”
What the fuck?
I am not sure it’s that hard. Would you do Heidi, yay or nay? So would you fuck her or not?
What a complete air-thief.
I don’t care if the hair, teeth, and t*ts are fake. I would hit that again…
and again…
and again…
and again…