Mary Carey is All About Boobs, Boobs, Boobs!
December 4th, 2008
By: Melysa
Today is officially all about boobs! Sure, rehabbing porn star Mary Carey is no Adriana Lima, but the truth is even the worst pair of boobs are better to stare at then a big, veiny c()ck. Am I right, or am I right?
This chick looks like she’s been teabagged in the face for so long the balls finally squished her face flat. I’m always surprised when I see porn stars just walking around all normal with their eyes open and sh!t. I half expect their eyes to be sealed shut from all the defective spunk she takes to the face.
Here is Mary Carey and her silicone biscuits walking out and about bounce-free while in West Hollywood, California yesterday.
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Mel, every December 4th from now on, I’ll be on F-Listed refreshing the page constantly. Happy Boob Day! (It’s the thought that counts)
She’s only a burger from being obese
Didn’t she run for governor several years ago? She looks like it was several decades ago, yikes! I thought porn stars were good at facial exercises? Ya’ know, tightening up & workin those neck muscles.