Elisha Cuthbert Called “Sloppy Seconds” By Ex
December 3rd, 2008
By: Melysa
Elisha Cuthbert’s ex-boyfriend, Dallas Stars hockey player Sean Avery (pictured above), has been suspended indefinitely by the National Hockey League for referring to Elisha as his “sloppy seconds” while speaking to reporters in Calgary, Canada yesterday.
Speaking to reporters Tuesday morning after a practice in Calgary, Avery made a public dig at Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf, who is dating Cuthbert.
“I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada,” he said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”
What an effing turd. I’ve been called many a things during my day, b!tch, slut, skank, c^nt, puta, but never has anyone referred to my Rican chocha as “sloppy seconds.”
I’d probably go J.Lo on his ass and move my finger wildly through the air while screaming obscenities in Spanglish if an ex ever referred to me as such. What can I say, us Ricans are crazy like that.
Oh, did I mention he interned at Vogue over the summer, has publicly expressed his love for women’s clothes, and used to steal his sisters dolls and play with them when he was little? Yeah, I have a feeling Elisha broke up with him when she found out he likes tossing salad, and not of the female variety.
Below are some pics of Elisha and her current fling Dion Phaneuf at the beach back in May.
More photos after the jump!
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This dude is a major douche. To be such a deliberate asshole is unbelievable. Thank fuck he doesn’t play here.
Search back a bit further to see just how much of a power bottom sphincter pirate of a player he actually is.
That being said he should not have been suspended. This happened off ice. He could have been fined but there is a lot more trash talk that goes on than saying other players like to play polo where his mallet has been.