Your Daily Fug!
December 2nd, 2008
By: Melysa
So, Rosie O’Donnell’s variety show “Rosie Live,” which premiered last Wednesday on NBC, has already been cancelled after just one episode. Ha!
You know what gets me about turns like Rosie? She’s the kind of broad delusional enough to think America didn’t tune in because we’re a nation of haters against gays and fat people, when really we’re a nation against obnoxious idiots.
It’s like this one time I was out to sushi with a former boss, who was Filipina, when a party of three kindly asked if we could move down a seat so as to accommodate them. (We were at the sushi bar, not a table.) I saw no problem with this and moved down a seat.
Later on my boss says to me, “You see that? They see a Filipina and a Puerto Rican here and they think they can just boss us around.” Yeah, people like that are hated not for their race, but ’cause their idiots. But to asses with chips on their shoulders, it’ll always be because of something else like gender, race, or sex.
Here’s Rosie thunder thighs going for a boat ride with her girlfriend yesterday.
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eww! the pic of Rosie in the white shorts you can see a “rosie toe”
I love Rosie. She doesn’t take shit from anyone, especially people who have no logic.
If she’s not careful with those ham hock thighs of hers, she’ll start a brush fire. what with all that friction and shit. Must smell lovely.
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