Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest!
December 1st, 2008
By: Melysa
Here are some retarded candids Lindsay Lohan recently uploaded to her MySpace page. That top one screams back alley, okra-juice-lovin’ dumpster slut.
Two winner’s will be chosen for this week’s Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! for the above photo. The winner will receive a $15 Visa Buxx Card– hopefully to be spent on Christmas’ presents for those you love. Sharing is caring!
Winner will be announced Friday!
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On each of the pics where Lindsay is with Sam, she is thinking: “Damn! You are a woman?! I thought you were a man. When did this happen?? I was wondering why you wouldn’t let me get you naked. I thought you just had a small dick or something. Now I understand why these tabloids thought I was a rug muncher…”
“Look into my eyes. You want the fire crotch. You need the fire crotch……..SaMANtha tuck in your penis!”
70’s vintage porn auditions
i love the expression of the blonde less attractive girl on the photo givin her the typical “bitch please” side look…..and she is right
DEEP THROAT 6…THE DAY THE EARTH WENT “EWWWW!!!!”
“I’m cool with anal,but the Cleveland Steamer’s gonna cost extra, cowboy.”
“You’ve got more coke, right?”
I’m just wondering why,questions and emails sent to the editor/M are not answered or even acknowledged? Anybody Know?
cboy492,
I’m here! I haven’t gone anywhere. When did you write me? We are having some issues with email since the 25th. You know I’m always here for you guys!!! =)
XOXO
Melysa
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