Robert Patterson is an Attractive Idiot
November 26th, 2008
By: Miss Sabrina
Oh God, this guy looks like every other dude I have ever dated in Los Angeles, only he is not an out-of-work actor yet. I hope he enjoys his 15-minutes cause the clock is totally ticking. Anyways, since he is fairly new to fame I figured I would give him a shout out and some helpful hints on life in Los Angeles.
Hey Robert Patterson, I bet you are getting a lot of poon, congrats on that. Wear a rubber or you will get AIDS from running train on some idiot that has inadvertently banged someone Paris Hilton has. The whole six-degrees of separation shit is not a joke in LA. Oh, and also, do not do anything on Sunset Boulevard if you don’t want to be photographed. So start getting sushi from some hole-in-the-wall, in the valley if you are going to run around looking like you don’t want your photos taken.
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He looks like a homeless white trailer trash looking for something to eat.
yeah… and I bet he keeps on playing the same ol’ tune “Oh, I don’t know why women consider me sexy, I am not sexy at all”… but take a look at my mysterious vampire-ish look I keep under the hood!
Id give him my poon
he’s beautiful
I dont like him but i think he is pretty and you guys and the one who wrote this, are so jealous; get over it, at least he has his 15 minutes, others like “Miss sabrina” do the same all their twopenny life. Sorry for you but that’s life.
all the girls want his cock and the guys are just jealous cuz thier 3 inch dicks wont get 1/8th of the pus pus he does.
I think he will have more than ‘15 minutes of fame’ – concidering there are 4 books and will be 4 films! Oh and also because he’s BLOODY GORGEOUS! I hadn’t read a book in over 10 years since I did my A’Levels and now because of Twighlight Ive nearly finished the 3rd book Eclipse and cannot put it down! Can’t wait to read the 4th and can’t wait to see the films too!!