Which Ass Would You Tap?

Which Ass would you tap - Katy Perry on URB vs. Zooey Deschanel Complex Magazine

Has anyone noticed the striking resemblance between faux lesbian Katy Perry and blue-eyed actress/indie songstress Zooey Deschanel?  

All right, these two side by side pics are the best examples of this, but in any case, for as interesting as I find Katy Perry to be, I don’t think I could ever invest my time and energy into trying to be as quirky and full of like as her.  I’m much to effing mellow for that kind of planning and jumping around.

Zooey Deschanel, on the other hand, not only does is her rock band amazing, but her movies are cool and she is absolutely gorgeous.  Let me rephrase, not just gorgeous, naturally gorgeous.  While Katy Perry is putting her outfit together for hours, Zooey just rolled out of bed and put on some casual dress and looks killer.

Here is Katy Perry in the Sept. issue (yes, I’m running behind) of YRB Magazine, and Zooey Deschanel in the Nov. issue of Complex Magazine

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Zooey Deschanel in the Dec. 2008 issue of Complex Magazine.  Zooey Deschanel in the Dec. 2008 issue of Complex Magazine.  (2)Zooey Deschanel in the Dec. 2008 issue of Complex Magazine.  (3)

Zooey Deschanel in the Dec. 2008 issue of Complex Magazine.  (4)Zooey Deschanel in the Dec. 2008 issue of Complex Magazine.  (5)Zooey Deschanel in the Dec. 2008 issue of Complex Magazine.  (6)

Katy Perry YRB Magazine pics after the jump>>>

Katy Perry in the Sept. 2008 issue of YRB Magazine. (1)Katy Perry in the Sept. 2008 issue of YRB Magazine. (2)Katy Perry in the Sept. 2008 issue of YRB Magazine. (3)

Katy Perry in the Sept. 2008 issue of YRB Magazine. (4)Katy Perry in the Sept. 2008 issue of YRB Magazine. (5)

8 Responses to “Which Ass Would You Tap?”

  1. tromboneamafone says:

    prolly the hardest decision of my life

  2. malakiddagod says:

    DAMN THEY LOOK SO MUCHA LIKE WTF?

    I’LL TAP BOTH

  3. cboy492 says:

    DECISIONS,DECISIONS,dam can’t handle the pressure!I’m freaking out here…Flipped a coin,OK its tails.

  4. Answer Guru says:

    OMG, they do look sooo alike! Umm… decision… hard decision, because I’m a Katy Perry declared fan, but I can close an eye and pretend I didn’t see the difference and hit… both?

  5. blahblah says:

    damn,they’re both hot. cant i do them both?heh.

    jk i’d prolly pick katy perry. she’s got better tits.

  6. Josh says:

    I would tap both of them hard.

  7. john says:

    i would tap zooey she has actual beauty katy just wears alot of makeup its like sucking on a sloberin dog

  8. dcp511 says:

    To the point and an excellent article.

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