Madonna’s The Epitome of Why I Hate Bad Girls

Here is Madonna desperately seeking attention by wearing a mini-dress made of grass with fishnet stockings at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF dinner in New York City yesterday.

Madonna is the perfect example of why a man should never marry the bad girl.  Once known for being cool and relaxed and not up your ass with demands all the time, the bad girls eventually grow up to be a bigger pain then the good girl who didn’t want you to stick it in her ass her freshman year of college.

Truth is your good girl will probably experiment and take it in her toasted walnut eventually, and you’ll still be able to trust her alone with other men, and she’ll love you and make a great mother. But those bad girls like Madonna, all those years of taking it up the ass from multiple men leaves them constantly trying to prove their worth and get the respect they always thought they deserved.

It’s a though being “good” is synonymous with being “normal” (i.e., boring) and their entire life goal is to be different and gain attention, because mommy and daddy didn’t say I love you enough when they were a little girls, and next thing you know your date is wearing a goddamn football field as a dress while flaunting her 50-year-old knees and thighs at a benefit.