Your Daily Fug!
November 20th, 2008
By: Melysa
Do any of you notice anything weird about Karolina Kurkova in this photo up here? Oh, say, like the fact that she doesn’t have a belly button?! Look at that, man! How freakish is that?! I mean, where the hell is a man supposed to unload?!
A source has revealed magazine and catalogue art directors routinely airbrush one in for in post-production.
“Karolina’s body is amazing, but her belly button is unusual,” a fashion insider told Page Six magazine.
“It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them on to her whenever she’s doing a bikini picture.”
Having a one-night stand with her must really blow a man away. ”Where do you want it?,” he asks. ”Inside my belly button, baby.” ”Ah! Why is it running down your stomach? Oh my God, you have no freakin’ belly button! Witch! Witch!”
On the plus side, it doesn’t look as freakish as Patricia Heaton’s invisible button. *Shivers*
Close-up belly button shot in 3…2…1….
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There is only one explanation for this phenomenon….she’s an alien. A very hot, sexy alien. I’d still make her taco pop.
More plausible is surgery. Maybe an appendectomy. They can do this with a scope these days, and if I make $10 million a year posing in lingerie and bikinis(a truly horrific image if you knew me), I wouldn’t even risk a 1/2″ scar on my abs.
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
i just threw up in my mouth
What do you mean where are you supposed to unload?
In her mouth, or inside her.
Duh!
I can’t believe anyone would even notice her belly button when shes haulin a camel toe like that in that skimpy bikini …