What's New Pussycat?

Talk about a blast from the past!  For those of you who are too young to recognize this chick, or who’ve just spent too much time hitting the bong, this chestacular beauty is Shoshanna Lonstein, a girl whose name is known because she used to date a famous person once upon a time.

Back in the early ’90s, when UB40 and Meatloaf were both kings, comedian Jerry Seinfeld was wedging his kosher pickle in between Shoshanna’s full-bodied knishes, an act that raised headlines because, well, because she was underage at the time. That’s right, Shoshanna’s pussy was 17-years-tight back then and Mr. Seinfeld had no problem poking his head through her bushy front door.  

Actually, he might have poked through the back door, too.  You never really know.  There’s a thought that must keep a father up at night.  Did you think? My little girl? No. She’s still a virgin! Isn’t she?  [In the distance.] *Ring* “Hello. *Pause* Pick me up whenever, I’m ready. *Pause* Yeah, I brought the AstroGlide and the funnel.”

Here’s Seinfeld’s ex of more than a decade ago, Shoshanna Lonstein, showing off her big juggs beachside in a bikini while in Miami earlier this week.

More bikini boobage over this way>>>