Which Ass Would You Tap?

November 19th, 2008

By: Melysa

Olivia Wilde vs. Elisha Cuthbert

Normally I would consider the prospect of seeing both Olivia Wilde and Elisha Cuthbert completely naked to be thrilling, but the truth is that these photos of them at the GQ Men of the Year party in L.A. yesterday aren’t really doing it for me.

Perhaps my eyes aren’t functioning properly today, but for as beautiful as these two women are they both seem kind of worn out.  The drugs seem to be catching up to Olivia’s frail body and Elisha’s coke-bloat has caused an ass to grow on her face. I say this, but you and I both know I’d still love to look like these pretty ladies.  And yes, maybe even see what they taste like too.

Actress Olivia Wilde arrives at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1)Actress Olivia Wilde arrives at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (2)56219328areyoushaved11192008102439am

Actress Elisha Cuthbert arrives at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1)Actress Elisha Cuthbert arrives at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (2)Actress Elisha Cuthbert arrives at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (3)

Bonus gallery of additional female attendees in 3…2…1…

Kim Kardashian at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1)Kim Kardashian at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (2)Jamie King at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1)

Jamie King at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (2)Eliza Dushku at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1)Emmanuelle Chriqui at the GQ Men of the Year party held at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on November 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.

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Topics: Elisha Cuthbert, Olivia Wilde

4 Comments on “Which Ass Would You Tap?”

  1. Nov 19, 2008 - 2:31 pm
    cboy492

    Would’ve voted but there wasn’t a “neither”button

  2. Nov 19, 2008 - 3:33 pm
    Melysa, F-Listed writer/editor

    lol. Next time I’ll include a neither option. Satisfied? :P

    XOXO

    Melysa

    F-Listed

  3. Nov 20, 2008 - 12:19 am
    MadMan

    Wilde has an interesting face, but she’s way too skinny. Cuthbert can make the most awesome “f*** me” expressions though.

  4. Nov 20, 2008 - 5:47 am
    PJ

    yeah i agree i don’t know why being skinny is in but hollywood is a weird place

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