Brian Austin Green Doesn’t Deserve Megan Fox
November 19th, 2008
By: Melysa
90210 turd Brian Austin Green is lucky to be with Megan Fox, and he’s well aware of it. Seen here alongside the actress at the GQ Men of the Year party in Los Angeles yesterday, Brian’s goofy grin says it all, “That’s right, kids. Brian Austin Green is tapping this!”
What a waste of a fine-ass woman. DoucheB.A.G. is hardly a Casanova, which makes it hard for me to picture him pleasing a woman. He strikes me as one of those guys who tries to act all aloof and cool when you meet him, and once you finally get him naked he’s shaking harder than an underage girl about to have an abortion.
Women don’t want to have some scaredy cat trying to stick their d!ck inside our hot pockets. We want a real man! Someone that can push us up against the wall and run their lips along our necks while pinning us against the wall, our lips wet and pulsating for more. Anyone want to show these two how it’s meant to be done?
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She’s so beautiful. Like Angelina but with curves. Keep her away from Brad, that could be serious trouble for Angie, but then that would be great, what good for the goose, right?
My hero B.A.G.!!! I do like the guy though. He is on one of my favorite shows Terminator. So he get’s a few cool points by me. He also a gamer nerd like me so that’s a few more cool points. Oh yeah and he’s nailing Megan Fox. Wait WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
All right Melysa, you and I can show them how it’s done. But only because you asked nicely.
Seriously, BAG just made my list….
She’s as fine as cotton candy!He’s a douche.Lucky douche but still a douche.
WHat makes you guys think Megan Fox is some lucky girl. I mean, these girls all have their own issues.
I have to say that this dude has been with some fine women. Tiffani Amber Thissen, and I think he has a kid with Vanessa Marcil. Got to give him his props
*yawn*
Thats Who is Bangin her no wonder she looks mad all the time