Audrina Patridge Knows What It’s All About

November 18th, 2008

By: Melysa

Audrina Patridge looking busty in black top and cheetah-print tights while at The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City over the weekend.

Here is Audrina Patridge giving some turd her impression of what she thinks we react like when we see photos of her walking around with low-cut tops, her custard juggs bouncing about the place.

You know, when her ribs and chest plate aren’t the first thing your eyes gravitate to, Audrina is actually kinda hot. If you went home with her after a night of double-stacked Jäger shots, that would be nothing to be ashamed about– especially if you served your hot dog with those buns,– but I gotta tell you man, if one of your men got through there’d probably be a 100% chance your kid will look like it has down syndrome, even if it they don’t have it. Is that a chance yo’d be willing to take?

Here’s Audrina looking droopy-eyed and busty in a cheetah-print tights while at The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City over the weekend.