Xtina’s Fake Bordens Have Dried Up (Allegedly)
November 17th, 2008
By: Melysa
Christina Aguilera got rid of her boobs, everyone. That’s right, no more staring at her veiny Bordens. I’m sure her camp will say it’s because she’s not breast feeding anymore, but you and I both know that’s not the entire truth. I mean, duh, we could see the dented udder’s scar!
I remember when I was a little girl and my mom asked me to take over some homemade soup to our neighbor who just had her first baby. The woman’s husband told me I could just go straight into her room, which lead to my encountering a gorilla breastfeeding a human baby. I sh!t you not, this woman had more hair on her mammaries then I naturally have in my front door matt. And I’m Rican!
But I digress, here’s Christina’s deflated nay nays at the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal in Hollywood, California last week.
How do you prefer Christina’s pancakes, Bisquick fluffy or flaky crêpe?
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*wipes my lips*
Took me long enough to drain those flesh pumpkins. Had to fight over them with the boy.
@whoknows, lol. You forgot to remove your milk mustache.
Anyway, I think she was far more desirable, & sexier, with the milk jugs than without them. I wasn’t really lookin Xtina’s way before then.
She got rid of her fake boobs good for her but I’d like to see what they look like now. Playboy next
She looks better now.
I liked the boobs before now its like wha happened
PJ-
Man, I understand the love for the boobs, but dude… they had a dent in them! Like a car. A CAR! G-R-O-S-S!
XOXO
Melysa
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That’s what happens when the milk dries up. Just left with her implants. LMAO!!! she still looks like a clown though.
Ps: I agree with you Melysa, she did have some banged up titties.