Olga Kurykenko Saves The Day

November 16th, 2008

By: Sabrina Cognata

Olga Kurylenko attends the premiere of the Quantum of Solace in Australia shimmering in silver, November 2008,

Here’s Olga Kurylenko at the Australian premiere of the Quantum of Solace, the latest Bond flick. It appears as though she decided to visit ancient Mesopotamia and wear a fucking mosaic as a dress. I suppose that’s fine since the dress is so short the possibility for a snatch flash goes up astronomically.

Too bad I bet Olga’s handlers won’t let her get as fucking wasted as I would at that premiere. I’d stomp around like Shrek, saying outrageous shit. Then I’d walk right up to some of my fans and vomit all over them while screaming, “You love me. You fucking love me.” Yes, I’m all class.