Gravity Has Taken Hold of Mariah Carey’s Boobs
November 10th, 2008
By: Melysa
Dear sweet Buddha, what has Mariah Carey done to God to piss him off oh so?
Let me tell you something, I really and truly mean it when I say that I would never ever ever have plastic surgery. I’m not too keen on my arms, or my nose, but the fear of coming out like Tara Reid is a nightmare I will not have any part of.
Except!… except!… a breast lift. No way will I allow my nipples to reach my belly button while I sit idly by and let God punish me for being a total slut when I was in college.
I’m surprised maple syrup isn’t pouring from under those pancakes of hers. It’s bad enough Nick Cannon is going to be changing her diaper two years from now, but wiping up her pancake’s over-the-hill syrup? Well, that’s just a little too much.
Here is IHOP and its GM outside the Hotel de Paris before they attending the World Music Awards 2008 in Monte Carlo, Monaco over the weekend.
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Must have been something between the ears for these two.
i still love her.
but she’s slowly looking more and more like a wax figure. unreal…and younger.
maybe she took the implants out?
Okay I’ll give someone a hundred bucks if they can explain to me why mariah always poses like she’s standing for her high school prom picture: you know all stiff with her hands on her hips.
She needs to just give it up now, her performance last week on X Factor was a total disaster.
I don’t get it. How do you go from bangin fine a$$ Christina Milian to Mariah been-better-days Carey?
what did you expect,
she`s 50.