Lily Allen Needs To Cut Back on the Booze

Normally I support Lily Allen’s crazy ways because I love her and I’m totally biased, but this, this right here, I can’t condone.

I mean, is that a perm?  No dude wants to see what could be his overgrown bush bobbing up and down on his sausage. And what’s with all the smeared makeup? Did some dude accidentally slip it in her ass and make her cry?

Word of advice, lay off the booze and drugs. You’re starting to look like Amy Winehouse.

Here is Allen at GQ’s 20th anniversary party earlier this week.

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8 Comments on “Lily Allen Needs To Cut Back on the Booze”

  1. yup

    Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, Yay, Pepto Bismol.

  2. Kevin

    These articles just want to tell you Lily Allen is drunk, even when she isn’t.Lily Allen takes a cute picture most of the time, this one is a bit much.

  3. The Stalker

    That little fugly midget is one annoying bitch.

  4. buzzcut

    Dude get your eyes checked, take an anger management class, and get off you high horse! Lily Allen is a good looking woman, and way to good for you!

  5. derek

    nah man…she aint the hottest chick ever but she looks like a good time to chill/hang out with ..down to earth type chick…that would fuck your whole world up in the bedroom…id take her no doubt….while you looser asses use words like fugly still…haha…lames

  6. Maniac

    Lily Allen is no tramp, lots of guys would line up for her, because she is a guys kinda, yeah we can hang out girl, but it sounds a lot like she doesn’t jump around. She probably has a lot of insecurity, because of the press

  7. Freddy Boober

    I had a thing for this one when she was fresh and new. Now, she definitely seems too insecure and… wtf is up with the Robert Smith look? Omg, how do I even know who Robert smith is?

  8. The Stalker

    @buzzcut

    Allen is ugly just deal with it. If you think she’s good looking then you really need to get out more lol

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