From Quasimodo to Uber Hot: Britney Spears’ Comeback is Imminent
November 7th, 2008
By: Melysa
You know what is the worst, when you hook up with someone who is so incredibly hot you can’t even believe you got to swap DNA with them.
Then one day you see them years later and they’ve become so effing ridiculously ugly, you can’t help but rush home and scratch them off the list, all the while hoping no one ever finds out your Brad Pitt became this weird mash up of Lyle Lovett and Quasimodo.
And as I sit here and look at these photos of Britney Spears on stage with Madonna at her “Sticky and Sweet” tour in Los Angeles yesterday, I can’t help but be in awe of Brit’s transformation.
I mean, remember just how insanely crazy she looked in ‘07 (an array of fatness, pink wigs, upskirts, menstruation pics) and now you look at her and your pants can’t help but get excited.
Quasimodo has become a princess again, which means right now Justin Timberlake is hiding under the comforter with a flashlight adding her back onto his own list, an extra star by her name. Let’s just hope Jessica Biel doesn’t catch him. Otherwise she’ll might pull out the strap-on again and teach him a lesson he’ll never forget.
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Madonna looks like Slash’s senile grandmother in these pics.
Smoke and mirrors bitches, smoke and mirrors- or a lookalike.