Mischa Barton = Breasts, Nipple Slip, and Cellulite
November 6th, 2008
By: Melysa
I Googled Mischa Barton’s name and these were the keywords associated with her: breasts, nipple slip, and cellulite.
Her life must be awesome. A constant ritual of rubbing cocoa butter on her thighs and crying. That’s not to say that fat people suck, so much as I think it funny when karma bites someone in the ass. You know how women are about gaining weight. We get all spastic. Although, really I don’t know Mischa, so I guess that really doesn’t make sense to wish her ill.
She’s just so gross and dirty. She strikes me as the kind of girl who is adamant about the dude wearing a condom, but could very easily just pull the old one from the trash and wash it off if they run out of them, patchouli burning in the background.
Here she is showing some cleavage while out and about in NYC earlier this week.
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Get in rehab.
Hire a personal trainer.
FIND SOME WORK.
In no particular order.
I thought this bitch was dead……ahhh well
Dr. Funk hits it out of the park!