Jessica Alba is Stoned Off Her Ass

November 5th, 2008

By: Melysa

Holy cowballs! Looks like Jessica Alba had herself some pretty sweet mommy time while away from the nest at a bi-partisan Election Night after party Tuesday.

At first I was going to comment on just how stoned James Franco was, but then I caught wind of Jessica and all I could do was bust out laughing. It seems so out of character, which might be for the best. Maybe Jessica pulls the tampon out of her ass and chills out for a bit when she’s high. What, too much?

Her laugh is so genuine in these pics you’d think she’s almost human! He’s probably ragging on her about being high and getting her all paranoid and sh!t. Now compare all this laughter to Amy Crackhouse over here. Someone kindly explain to me, why would anyone do anything but the green?

And in the spirit of things I added some nifty Kid Koala videos after the jump. Why? ‘Cause he’s a bad ass.