Holly Takes A Jab At Hugh’s Wrinkly Old Man Balls

When you consider Holly Madison has zero career skills, outside of being an old man’s number one designated taint licker, one would think she would keep her trap shut and ride out what’s left of her meal ticket in peace.  That, however, is not the case.

A bitter Holly made jabs at ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner during a recent interview with Extra, whereby the Playboy model said, “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance.  “Sorry, Hef … I love you, but you know you’re high maintenance.”

Ouch. Of course Hugh Hefner was high maintenance, he saw what your ugly ass looked like when you first came into the picture.  He had to invest a good amount of money and time on scrubbing the fug off you.  The treatment was unsuccessful with Kendra.

Holly went on to say, “I haven’t had sex in a really long time, and that’s the honest truth.” Um, yeah, thanks for the visual.

If the best that Holly can get is an 82-year-old and an “illusionist” that buys his jewelry at Spencer’s Gifts, then we are all screwed.  She might be made of plastic, but that’s some high quality plastic right there.  Holly is the Barbie to Danity Kane’s Bratz Dolls.

Here’s a newly single Holly Madison looking all cute in a hoodie and jeans while grabbing some Starbucks on Robertson Blvd in West Hollywood, California yesterday.

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