Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest!
November 4th, 2008
By: Melysa
Two winner’s will be chosen for this week’s Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! for the above photo of Jessica Alba on the set of “An Invisible Sign of My Own” filming in New York City earlier this week.
Each winner will receive a copy of sex superstar Jesse Jane’s latest skin flick “Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge,” the most expensive adult movie ever made, with a budget of over $1 million.
A play off of Disney’s “Pirates of the Caribbean,” this steamy flick stars adult superstars Jesse Jane, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, and Jenna Haze.
You’d be a fool to pass on this opportunity. Do you how happy your d!ck would be? How could you deprive yourself of sticky and sweet girl-on-girl pirate action?
Play now! Enter a caption in the comment section below!
Read our exclusive Q&A with Jesse Jane here..
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*Thanks to Digital Playground and Pin-Up Promotion for collaborating with F-Listed for this contest giveaway!
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Jessica Alba demonstrates the closest she’s ever come to giving head.
I better think of a good one, I really want to see Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge but F-Listed never picks me for the “Write your own fantasy contest”
If I hear one more Gilligan crack, I will jab this thing into my lips
“how did he get that in my ear?”
“Dork Angel”
So, that’s why she married Cash Warren! There’s a fucking pencil in her brain!
An average Obama voter
if i practice with this, since it’s similar to Cash’s size, i might be able to make myself go down on him…no…i…just…can’t…do…gah!
Showing more life in this picture than she ever did in the bedroom
Damn it, everybody knows you never go full retard!!
Blossom called she wants her hat back
If i could just get this in my mouth then i can move up to the banana next…then who knows….
So much for that blind date. It was pretty much like this!
Sticking your tongue out like this, will keep you from laughing and make him think you like his pencil dick
I love my luck pencil! It keeps my tongue wiggly while teaching my buck teeth not to bite beyond my ability to control it. The hat is just there to remind me of what I need to get better at giving.
I have to concentrate! Okay… it goes over the lips, past the gums, watch out stomach, here it comes.
It’s Staples’ new Alba-Bot: The ear sharpens pencils, the tongue licks envelopes, and if you bend her over she’ll shred your incriminating forms and serve you a caffeine-free double latte!
This is alot bigger than my husband’s.
“Dammit, who’s been trying to teach Jessica how to write again?”
I don’t want the movie but here goes:
“Lily Allen is that you?”
you liar, that’s not what it tastes like!
Jessica Alba reacts to last Palin speech