Confirmed: Holly Madison is Lapping Up Magician Criss Angel’s Invisible Ink

November 3rd, 2008

By: Melysa

Jesus Christ must hate the hell out of Criss Angel. Evey single thing about him is blasphemous– the cross he wears, the angelic last name he’s adopted, his passion for foundation and eyeliner.

The illusionist made quite the buzz over the weekend when he attended the Las Vegas gala premiere of Criss Angel Believe with Hugh Hefner’s fresh out of the brothel ex-girlfriend Holly Madison. It had been widely rumored the flat hair iron worshiper had been bumping bunnies with Holly when she still lived at the Playboy Mansion.

It’s not incredible that these two would swap retardation DNA with each other, however, it is incredible to think what population of the human race are tools, allowed to wander the universe as they please. Scary.

Stoned or sober, sex between these two must be phenomenol to watch. I wouldn’t be surprised if tries to levitate his love juice so she can burst the droplets in her mouth like bubbles, when really all he’s doing is shaking it out like a badger with rabies.