Halloween’s Going To Be A Little Scarier This Year

While you guys were out buying baseball bats in preparation for a fun-filled Halloween complete with bashing douches for their sh!tty Joker costumes, ass model Nicole CoCo Austin has been busy mulling over her Halloween costume’s every detail.

In case you were wondering how creative the 29-year-old (say what?!) could be, here’s what she told New York Magazine about this year’s costume.

At last night’s premiere of “Soul Men,” Ice-T and his wife Coco would not reveal what they would be dressing as for Halloween, but one thing was certain — for Coco, this would be a very naked night.

“It’s my day! I get to get naked! Finally!!!” Coco squealed, as Ice looked on proudly.

“You know, a lot of people comment, but some chicks like to be wild,” Ice said in his wife’s defense. “You come home and they’re standing on the couch and they want to jump at you and tackle you. Coco’s one of them girls.”

CoCo acts like she doesn’t walk around naked half of the time.  She’s thoughtful enough to spare us the details on the red carpet, but that’s only because she’s not allowed to walk out there butt naked.  At home, however, it’s a whole different ball game.

No doubt her milk man knows every curve of her body from seeing it when she opens the front door naked.  Yeah, he’s not really the milk man, he’s actually just a dude who brings milk to the door to see her in her birthday suit, but she’s not exactly the smartest tampon in the box, now is she?

Below I’ve added some pics of her and Ice-T from the last several months.

To see CoCo in the flesh, check out her [NSFW] Playboy spread here.

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