Your Daily Fug!

Believe it or not, some mornings I have a hard time finding some fug to greet your sleepy faces on the site with in the morning.  You’d think with all the Hollyweird skanks out there it would be easy, but that is not the case.

Sometimes they stay indoors waiting for their oral herpes’ sore to go away and that could take a while. (I wouldn’t know, but the hooker who works the corner of the street I live on told me.)

This morning the best I could come up with was Phoebe Price, who, let’s face it, is pretty fug, but not the fugliest out there.  She’s kinda like that back-up lay you had in college, but didn’t tell any of your friends because you feared the walk of shame when you’d gett back to your place in the morning.

You figured vag is vag, and she’s probably clean on account of no one wanting to put their hard d!cks in an ugly chick’s c^nt, but you’d be wrong.  Thing is all your friends had secretly tapped her too, they were just equally as ashamed to admit it. Now all of your dicks have sores from bangin’ the fug chick on campus.  Lesson learned: Ugly chicks just aren’t worth it.

Here’s Phoebe Price at The Ivy restaurant earlier this week.

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