I Want To Eat Jessica Biel’s Ass
October 28th, 2008
By: Melysa
Alright, I really don’t want eat her ass (although some of you d!cks and cl!ts certainly do), but I really do want that ass. On me, that is. Just last night I told my trainer “I want a Jessica Biel ass” and lo-and-behold, what do we have here!
The actress showed off her perfectly plump tush and sexy toned neckline in a strapless silver dress while at the “Easy Virtue” Premiere during the 3rd Rome International Film Festival held in Rome, Italy yesterday.
Jessica Biel is a smart chick. While Kim Kardashian and CoCo are busy getting ass shots and implants, this girl is at the gym toning her body and preparing for gravity’s cruel joke.
As a female Puerto Rican, it should go without saying that I truly appreciate a good ass. Moreover, I like smart people. People that know there is no quick fix or shortcuts towards their goals. Jessica worked for hard for that body, and for that I commend her. Now if only she’d give me some pointers.
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Umm… I guess she looks better in person? Good form, I agreed but if I were a sculptor and she was a statue, I might be tempted to take a chisel to that face. I miss the riskay photo taken, booty showin, wild side of Biel. She’s just boring now.
I wouldn’t mind eating her ass either. Hope it’s shaved inside…and out.
Lots of weighted squats will do it. It also helps that her genetics are banging.