Ridiculousness With A Side of Teenage Skankage
October 28th, 2008
By: Melysa
Oh no. No. No. No! Someone put an end to this monstrosity! Mini-Lohan skank in the making, Ali Lohan, attended the 8th Annual Animal Fair Magazine Halloween pet costume party in New York City yesterday dressed like she was about to crash the Playboy Mansion Halloween party, complete with a bow-tie choker.
This chick looks like a 30-something-year-old reliving her heyday from the early to mid ’90s. White see-through fishnet tank top paired off with black leggings and a fake barbwire tattoo wrapped around her bicep… Wow. There are no words.
If I didn’t know better, I would think Ali was Pamela Anderson’s daughter before she encouraged her to get implants because a woman can get whatever she wants from a man so long as they have something to distract them with.
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How in the hell is it possible for a fourteen year old girl to look so damn old? I enlarged one of your pics and up close you can see this girl already has lines in her forehead and around her eyes. This girl needs to stay out the tanning bed or something, she’s not even legal and looks like a hag.