Traci Bingham’s Hard Nipples Demand Attention

Never one to pass up the opportunity to show the world her ginormous cans, former slow-motion runner/Baywatch actress Traci Bingham made sure to call the paparazzi before taking out the trash in her Los Angeles home over the weekend, so as to get the most out of the 15 minutes of the day she isn’t working out.

This actually reminds me– can we talk about nipples for a second? Cool. Have any of you cl!ts or d!cks ever come across those chicks who walk around without a bra (despite it being 20 degrees out) and then, while you’re standing in line at Target, bored as f^ck, waiting to pay for your AstroGlide, you happen to, per chance, maybe, kind of, it might have happened that you glance to your right and make eye contact with the chick’s nipples.

For a second or two your brain rejoices (Look at the size of those things!) and your smile starts to grin, before you realize the woman is yap yap yapping in your face telling you she is not a piece of meat and how dare you treat her like that.

Have you ever come across chicks like that? I totally have, and every time I come across a new one I wish I could bust open their implants and refill them with used condoms.

On a lighter note: I can see Traci Bingham’s nipples… yay!

More nipplage this way!!!