Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest!
October 27th, 2008
By: Melysa
Two winner’s will be chosen for this week’s Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! for the above photo of Christina Aguilera performing in Dubai late last week.
Each winner will receive a copy of sex superstar Jesse Jane’s latest skin flick “Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge,” the most expensive adult movie ever made, with a budget of over $1 million.
A play off of Disney’s “Pirates of the Caribbean,” this steamy flick stars adult superstars Jesse Jane, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, and Jenna Haze.
You’d be a fool to pass on this opportunity. Do you how happy your d!ck would be? How could you deprive yourself of sticky and sweet girl-on-girl pirate action?
Play now! Enter a caption in the comment section below!
Read our exclusive Q&A with Jesse Jane here.
*Thanks to Digital Playground and Pin-Up Promotion for collaborating with F-Listed for this contest giveaway!
See Trailer for “Pirates 2″ in 3….2….1…..
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never fear captain vagina is here
should’ve worn a burka
Oh yeah baby that’s right, smell my stinky american slut vagina! You know you like it!
Aye, es el taco de dios!!!
Christina: Damn I hope these panties are airtight!
Dancer: What the Homes?? I told roberto to remove the asparagus from that veggie platter!! Hes going to pay for this!!Ughh this is worse than my daughter’s hamster cage after a Month!!
This concludes the encore of my show where I spit grown men from my vagina. Thank you have a good night
You’re never too busy to have a pap smear.
Christina “God I am out of breath!” Dance “Damn she is hot, I want a piece of that ass”. Btw I love Christina!!! She “Keeps Gettin Better”
sniff sniff….. you been eatting dog food?
I told you when you blow in it its sounds like a tug boat. just like a coke bottle!
I’ll have a coke with my fish taco please.
Would you like sour cream with that?
SHE’S A MAN BABY A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are u going to wax that?
damn now i owe u a dollar i didn’t believe it when u said my whole head would fit
COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Christina! That thing’s giving off enough heat to dry and flat-iron my hair!
Yes I am ready to order. I will have tow big macs and 2 large fries. Should I pull around?
“Hey, I can see Russia from here!”
Christina : Man I can smell my own fish taco from here..
Dancer : You’re telling me!!
Wonder if I can find a genie in a bottle up there…..
Christina Aguilera gives new meaning to the term “Power Vacuum”.
Kegel exercises have turned Christina Aguilera’s vagina into a vortex which can trap men from as far away as 10 paces.
“Could you feel it when I wiggled my ears?”