Your Daily Fug!

Hey, guess what cl!ts and d!cks?! While you were at the bar over the weekend trying to pick up some warm pie for you to take home and crawl into, crack enthusiast Amy Winehouse made her way to rehab for the Nth time.

It’s believed the singer entered rehab as a way of evading arrest, the consequence she was said to be facing after failing to show up at a meeting for her pending assault case earlier this month.

Don’t believe what the rock stars and celebutards tell you kids, drugs are bad!  If you can’t find it growing on a tree or a cowpie, you really should not go there, unless rotting teeth and stinky nether regions are your fetish.

Just because we can’t see her fur purse, doesn’t mean we can’t infer how many stink lines must be squiggling over that decomposing squirrel.

In contrast, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you roll a joint?  (Hey, it’s not the fault of the Taco Bell staff for nicknaming you the “DP Queen.”  Maybe next time you shouldn’t get drunk and tell them about that one time you wrestled your high school’s football team in the shower. Drunkenness reveals what pot heads can’t remember.)

Here’s Amy high on life over the weekend.

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