Which Ass Would You Tap?
October 24th, 2008
By: Melysa
Two asses surfaced at opposite ends of the earth yesterday and amazingly enough no earthquakes were reported.
I wonder how each of their asses impacts the act of “hitting it from behind,” if you will? Why, I suspect Jennifer Lopez‘ natural cushion to take the thrust more easily than Kim Kardashian’s (that is to say it contours with the man), I believe Kim’s to act more of a reppelent, her synthetic ass innards acting like a Saturn’s bumper sticker pushing foreign objects away.
Just another one of life’s mysteries I suppose we’ll just never know.
Here is J. Lo giving her queef face at The Fashion Group International’s 25th Annual Night of Stars in New York City yesterday. Also include are pics of Kim K. striking a pose at Hollywood Life Magazine Celebrates “Hollywood Green” in West Hollywood, California yesterday.
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Kim’s ass is way bigger than jlo.
I’m not gay, but Kim is naturally beautiful and J-ho is not…ever seen her without makeup?OMG!!! fugly~!!
Yes, but J-Lo is old now. She’s aged well but most women don’t look like her at her age; in fact, they look way past their prime. It’s only fair if you go back say 5-10 years ago, or right around the P-diddy/Puff Dumby (business) relationship. That’s when she had the “IT”. But the IT has faded a bit and now all you have is a 40 yr old J-lo who’s being compared to a 28 yr old KK. Unless you got a thing for milf’s, I’m going with Kim rub a bumbum but if they were the same age, I say J-Lo.
Kim hands down
fake booties both of them, so i say neither.
I think Kim is younger, prettier, exotic, and her body is more proportioned. big boobs, big butt, nice muscular calves. She’s a 10, Jlo is a 6.
well at least jlo’s butt is REAL!!!!
Yeah, real OLD. Kim can get it any day, at least when she takes off all her make-up, she’s still attractive.
KIM is by fare the best looking. J Lo is flat in the front and try to hard to look white.