Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest!
October 21st, 2008
By: Melysa
Paris Hilton channels her inner whore and flashes the camera while leaving The Mayfair Hotel in London earlier this month. Boy if I had a nickel…
Two winner’s will be chosen for this week’s Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! for the uncensored version of the photo above. Each person receive a copy of sex superstar Jesse Jane’s latest skin flick “Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge.”
“Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge” is the most expensive adult movie ever made, with a budget of over $1 million. A play off of Disney’s “Pirates of the Caribbean,” this steamy flick stars adult superstars Jesse Jane, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, and Jenna Haze.
You’d be a fool to pass on this opportunity. Do you how happy your d!ck would be? How could you deprive yourself of sticky and sweet girl-on-girl pirate action?
Play now. Enter a caption in the comment section below!
Read our exclusive Q&A with Jesse Jane here.
Click here to buy the video.
See Trailer for “Pirates 2″ in 3….2….1…..
Facebook
Oh this? Its just my package…God delivered it, I signed for it.
another day another chance to show it off
“You may think this little taco is just a crude cartoon, but, no. His name is Pepito. He travels everywhere with me, ghost writes my books, and makes sure my perfumes smell their skankiest!”
Holy shit, this thing fuckin’ stinks!!
A photo taken 15 minutes prior to this one show that her panty hose were actually solid black. At the rate her toxic cooch juices are going, she should be down to bare skin in another 5 minutes; and if she doesn’t bathe soon, it will start eating through her flesh. Poor Paris!
“hmmmm i hope my vagina distracts from my hideous face”
“good side….. this is my good side”
Walla! May I present to you, oh sh!t, I wore panties today!
Come to mommy…yes cum to me!!
“Hello London! Who wants an STD?!?!”
“Hey guys, did I get rid of the tunafish smell this time?”
“Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears ain’t got nothin’ on me. I have the BEST snatch this side of the whore house.”
“Come out Mr. Puddles I have a treat for you.”
In an effort to out-do Madonna on her home turf, Paris actually starts vogue-ing her snatch.
Come on out Tinkerbell
(sniff sniff)…Hmm…Salmon? No wait, maybe Tuna. It’s Salmon or Tuna. Here, what do you think? Is it Salmon or Tuna?
“Now I’m just like barbie, just a smooth flesh colored spot where my vajajay should be….oh wait or could it be that its been worn away by all the constant use…F%@K!”
I wouldn’t fuck that thing with Obama’s dick and McCain pushin!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look you can see the scar where my Cock used to be.
Aye amigos! We can cross the boarders by hiding in here, there’s plenty of room! Vamanos!