Your Daily Fug!

October 21st, 2008

By: Melysa

Jesus Christ! You could play a round or two of beer pong on that ass it has so many craters! Tara Reid and her melting ass implants and tummy tuck head south for the Winter as seen in these photos of her at Miami Beach earlier this week.

Right now fat girls across the globe are pointing at Tara and laughing. At least they have the self-confidence to know that, while a bikini may not be the most suitable beach attire for them, the one-piece bathing suit can be their best friend.

Ladies, this is why we need to learn to appreciate our bodies, albeit thick or thin. Go under the knife and you might come out looking like that Siegfried and Roy dude after his tiger tried having him for supper. No man will ever want to tap your ass or spill his love juice on your belly ever again.