XTina’s Twins Caught Flirting with Prince William

Christina Aguilera is busy spreading boners across the globe as seen in these photos of the singer’s overflowing breasts while outside L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London yesterday.

The Mirror UK reports Prince William was seen flirting with singer while out on the town the other night, her poor husband Jordan left out of the picture as the Royal gentleman swapped phone numbers with the princess of Dirrty.

We watched him puff out his chest and stride across the packed bar to the corner where the American singer was sitting with her hubby, Jordan Bratman.

A red-faced William first had to convince her minder he was the real deal.  We heard him whisper: “Er, hi. I’m Prince William, I just wanted to say hello.”

After a bit of wrangling, Christina, 27, gave the nod and Wills was in.  Poor Jordan hardly got a look in as the pair sat very close, swapping numbers and flirting outrageously.

When Christina sidled over on her way out at 2.30am, a miffed Jordan moaned to his missus: “You’ve already said bye – and SHE’S with him.” [She being Paris Hilton.]

Prince Harry overheard and grinned at us. And as Wills stood up to say goodbye to Christina, Harry pulled kissing faces behind Jordan’s head. But we burst out laughing which alerted Jordan to Harry taking

the mick. Oops!

If you’re wondering why Xtina looks so miserable in these photos it’s because she realized she could have sucked some royal d!ck if it wasn’t for having married a monkey for a husband.  Poor thing is stuck swallowing banana-flavored spunk for the rest of her life.